drunklydias:

just because your idea of a good time is curling up with a book and hers is doing tequila shots does not make you a better person than her

astound:

when your headphones are so high definition you hear sound effects you’ve never heard before and freak the fuck out

literalizing:

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

"Non importa quanto oggi ti sono lontano. Tu mi sei sempre a un millimetro di cuore.”

"Torniamo
a quest'inverno:
riavvolgi il nastro
del piumone
e fai entrare anche me.”